Confusing English

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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??

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IPL Twenty 20 Scores and Schedules

Scores and Schedules

Hi all, I m again here to give you the stats and schedule of the IPL Tournament going on in India with full of xcitement and fun. Check the schedule here and get to know which team is playing when and which team has got the victory in a 3 hours coool battle…

Date	Teams	Venue	Scores	Winner
April, Fri 1820:00 local,14:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard <!– Match Preview–>	Kolkata Knight Riders
April, Sat 19 17:00 local, 11:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
April, Sat 19 20:30 local, 15:00 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Delhi Dare Devils
April, Sun 20 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Kolkata Knight Riders
April, Sun 20 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai	Scorecard	Royal challengers Bangalore
April, Mon 21 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajsthan Royals
April, Tue 22 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Delhi Dare Devils
April, Wed 23 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
April, Thu 24 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
April, Fri 25 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
April, Sat 26 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
April, Sat 26 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
April, Sun 27 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
April, Sun 27 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai	Scorecard	Deccan Chargers
April, Mon 28 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
April, Tue 29 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
April, Wed 30 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Delhi Daredevils
May, Thu 1 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Thu 1 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Fri 2 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Delhi Daredevils
May, Sat 3 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard	Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Sat 3 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Sun 4 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
May, Sun 4 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Mon 5 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Tue 6 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Deccan Chargers
May, Wed 7 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
May, Thu 8 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
May, Thu 8 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Fri 9 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 10 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
May, Sun 11 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Sun 11 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Mon 12 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Tue 13 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Wed 14 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
May, Thu 15 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Delhi Daredevils
May, Fri 16 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
May, Sat 17 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 17 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Sun 18 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Chennai Super Kings
May, Sun 18 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Mumbai Indians
May, Mon 19 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore	Scorecard	Delhi Daredevils
May, Tue 20 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Wed 21 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Wed 21 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Thu 22 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Match abandoned due to rain	Both teams share 1 point each
May, Fri 23 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh	Scorecard	Kings XI Punjab
May, Sat 24 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai	Scorecard	Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 24 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi	Scorecard	Delhi Daredevils
May, Sun 25 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad	Scorecard	Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Sun 25 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Eden Gardens, Kolkata	Scorecard	Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Mon 26 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
May, Tue 27 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad
May, Wed 28 16:00 local, 10:30 GMT		M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
May, Wed 28 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT		Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh
May, Fri 30 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT	1st Semi-Final - TBC v TBC	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
May, Sat 31 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT	2nd Semi-Final - TBC v TBC	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
June, Sun 1 20:00 local, 14:30 GMT	Final - TBC v TBC	Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai

Source: www.iplt20.com
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Intel builds fastest processor ever

Intel announced on February the 11th that it has built a computer that is capable of performing 1 trillion calculations per second!

The reason behind this enormous jump in performance is a new approach of stacking memory in three dimensions directly on top of the chip, which makes the transfers really fast.

Although it’s not ready for the current x86 architecture PCs this new technology will become available in 5 years or less. Also it only consumes 62 watts of energy, which is quite impressive, considering that my own computer’s processor consumes more than that.

Although it’s release it’s still distant, this proves that there is still plenty of running to do in the never ending processor race.