Confusing English

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interesting. …….

Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??

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IPL Twenty 20 Scores and Schedules

Scores and Schedules

Hi all, I m again here to give you the stats and schedule of the IPL Tournament going on in India with full of xcitement and fun. Check the schedule here and get to know which team is playing when and which team has got the victory in a 3 hours coool battle…

Date Teams Venue Scores Winner
April, Fri 1820:00 local,14:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard <!– Match Preview–> Kolkata Knight Riders
April, Sat 19
17:00 local,
11:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
April, Sat 19
20:30 local,
15:00 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Delhi Dare Devils
April, Sun 20
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Kolkata Knight Riders
April, Sun 20
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai Scorecard Royal challengers Bangalore
April, Mon 21
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajsthan Royals
April, Tue 22
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Delhi Dare Devils
April, Wed 23
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
April, Thu 24
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
April, Fri 25
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
April, Sat 26
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
April, Sat 26
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
April, Sun 27
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
April, Sun 27
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai Scorecard Deccan Chargers
April, Mon 28
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
April, Tue 29
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Mumbai Indians
April, Wed 30
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Delhi Daredevils
May, Thu 1
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Thu 1
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Fri 2
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Delhi Daredevils
May, Sat 3
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Sat 3
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Sun 4
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai Scorecard Mumbai Indians
May, Sun 4
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Mon 5
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Tue 6
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Deccan Chargers
May, Wed 7
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai Scorecard Mumbai Indians
May, Thu 8
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
May, Thu 8
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Fri 9
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 10
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
May, Sun 11
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Sun 11
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Mon 12
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Tue 13
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Wed 14
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Dr DY Patil Sports Academy, Mumbai Scorecard Mumbai Indians
May, Thu 15
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Delhi Daredevils
May, Fri 16
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai Scorecard Mumbai Indians
May, Sat 17
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 17
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Sun 18
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Chennai Super Kings
May, Sun 18
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Mumbai Indians
May, Mon 19
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore Scorecard Delhi Daredevils
May, Tue 20
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Wed 21
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Wed 21
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Thu 22
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Match abandoned due to rain Both teams share 1 point each
May, Fri 23
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh Scorecard Kings XI Punjab
May, Sat 24
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
MA Chidambaram Stadium, Chepauk, Chennai Scorecard Rajasthan Royals
May, Sat 24
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi Scorecard Delhi Daredevils
May, Sun 25
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad Scorecard Bangalore Royal Challengers
May, Sun 25
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Eden Gardens, Kolkata Scorecard Kolkata Knight Riders
May, Mon 26
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Sawai Mansingh Stadium, Jaipur
May, Tue 27
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Uppal, Hyderabad
May, Wed 28
16:00 local,
10:30 GMT
M Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore
May, Wed 28
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, Chandigarh
May, Fri 30
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
1st Semi-Final – TBC v TBC Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
May, Sat 31
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
2nd Semi-Final – TBC v TBC Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai
June, Sun 1
20:00 local,
14:30 GMT
Final – TBC v TBC Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai

Source: www.iplt20.com
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An unbreakable bond

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A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

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Intel builds fastest processor ever

Intel announced on February the 11th that it has built a computer that is capable of performing 1 trillion calculations per second!

The reason behind this enormous jump in performance is a new approach of stacking memory in three dimensions directly on top of the chip, which makes the transfers really fast.

Although it’s not ready for the current x86 architecture PCs this new technology will become available in 5 years or less. Also it only consumes 62 watts of energy, which is quite impressive, considering that my own computer’s processor consumes more than that.

Although it’s release it’s still distant, this proves that there is still plenty of running to do in the never ending processor race.

Boys will be boys

Boys will be Boys

Still I need to write anything? D

I am just posting this for fun, not mean to hurt anyones feeling towards Indian Cricket Team, its just for fun so guys and gals don’t take it seriously. I also love our Indian Cricket Team and I am wishing them for great future ahead.

Do post your comments. ;)

Have Fun!!! )

Benazir’s Last Moments – May God Bless Her Soul

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This is the last known image of former Pakistan prime minister Benazir Bhutto alive.
She waves from her car just seconds before being fired upon in Rawalpindi.
Bhutto died from bullet wounds to her neck and head. More than 20 people were killed by a suicide bomber at the rally Bhutto had addressed just before she was assassinated.
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Bhutto seen at her last election rally in Liaquat Bagh Park, Rawalpindi, shortly before she was killed. The park was where Pakistan’s first prime minister Liaquat Ali Khan was assassinated in October 1951.

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Benazir waves to supporters at the rally. She has been asked to call off an earlier rally in Rawalpindi on fears that her security could not be guaranteed by the Musharraf government.

This was her first rally in Rawalpindi, the army cantonment town near the capital Islamabad, since her return from an eight-year exile in October.